The drunk elk
by Lorenzo Piccoli
Drunk Swedish elk found in apple tree near Gothenburg
The animal was apparently on the hunt for fermenting apples when she lost her balance and became trapped in the tree. […] Mr Johansson called the emergency services, who helped him free the boozed-up beast by sawing off branches. She spent the night recovering in the garden. The next day she took herself off into the woods with her hangover. […] Mr Johansson said the elk appeared to be sick, drunk, or “half-stupid”, the Associated Press reported.